Who?
Brian Davis
Brian is, in a word, perfect. Literally incapable of making mistakes, he will occasionally appear to screw up so as not to seem superior to others. His magnanimity and power are renowned throughout the world. Many of his adventures in the Middle East were recently recorded in a best-selling collection of tales called The Holy Bible.
He is a student of the information sciences, professing a love of all things systematic. Typical of his penchant for excellence, he chose to pursue the most complex application of information systems: computing. His many, many skills include the ability to program without the use of his eyes or hands. He has read all previous and future versions of Wikipedia and can curse fluently in C.
You can reach Brian by sending an email to brian ( at ) washedup.org.
Marijana Davis
Marijana is one of Croatia's many fine exports. Hot, strong, and brilliant, she can out-be anybody within a 12,000 mile radius. She eats the hearts of men for a mid-day snack and shits sunshine. Her smile has been known to stun at 2 miles and induce full-blown love comas at 100 paces.
She is fascinated by all things scientific, often performing crude and vicious experiments on her husband in the name of progress and discovery. She has degrees in economics, psychology, environmental policy, and earth and space science. She can warp the very ether at her whim.
She thinks turbo-folk sounds like wretching cats.
You can reach Marijana by sending an email to marijana ( at ) washedup.org.